No How, No Way, It Ain't Gonna Happen!

Me with the greatest guy in the world, my hubby.

There is not a chance will you meet me in the real world! I don't care how much money you have (trust me, we have plenty, so that means nothing to me and besides, what am I, some fucking hooker?), how big your dick is, how cute you are, how great you are in bed (trust me, my husband's better), if you live only five minutes away or anything else.

Rules are not "meant to be broken". Rules are meant to be followed. The fact that some people break rules just means that rules CAN be broken. You get the difference here?

I didn't create Modern Lexenomics to meet people. I already know how to do that.

I created it to talk about my sexual experiences and share them with others who might find them interesting. And I'll admit that writing about these experiences really gets me off. I love it. I love people getting turned on by coming here. That's exactly what I want!

But it ends there.

I know how to safely pursue my sexual activities. And meeting strangers on the internet is not one of those ways!

So please, don't even ask.

I will cease to have anything to do with you if you keep asking. I've done this before and will not hesitate to do it again.

It's not really a huge problem. I've only run into it a couple of times. 99.9 percent all the ladies and men I communicate with are awesome and I really appreciate them.

But for those few that think they can change my mind.....ain't gonna happen!